Wednesday, July 23, 2008


I don't know about you, but I have PESTS in my yard. How do you get rid of these little bugers? They are digging up my grass, digging tunnels under my fence, and leaving evidence with tracks of dirt from their tunnels beneath the ground. I even witnessed one outside in my yard at 3am one morning. I was sooooooooo tempted to run and get a baseball bat and PUT ITS LIGHTS OUT with one of my famous HOME RUN swings. I then decided against it. If I had been at Eric's house and we saw one of these little devils, I would have witnessed Eric TAKE IT OUT with a perfect head shot with one of his guns! Jacob and I take turns going out in the yard stomping the dirt tracked tunnels back in the ground and filling the dug up holes with what grass is left. I guess it will take an ALLNIGHT STAKEOUT with several bats to take care of this bothersome situation. What would you do if you were in my shoes? Would you let them be? Would you pull out the guns like Eric? What would be your solution to these pesky little varmints that inhabit the yard in the wee hours of the night? TELL ME PLEASE, before I lose what little hair I have left on my bald head!